buukwerm-deactivated20210310:

“hair” by stylist nikki nelms.

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animatedmovie:

me @ those black figures in the corner of my eye at my house that disappear when i turn in that direction: i know you’re there bitch

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internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

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